All hail the blessed lightsaber, which in the beginning seperated light from dark. The holy blade that did form the heavens and the earth. And with it all there was one, the great and blessed lord of all creation, Chewbacca. With his muscular, hairy arms he did set the planets in motion. With his bowcaster he did ignite the very suns in the sky. For all that is, was, and shall be, we have but one to praise.

All hail Chewbacca.

And the great lord Chewbacca shall come down from the heavens in his modified yt-1300 cargo ship and he shall stand before the people of the earth and there shall be boogie. All will rejoice at his mad skills and there will be peace on the world once again. So has it been written, so shallt it be grooved.